Gower exposed again

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( Gower pictured with his hot fiancee Amanda Flynn)

Well as we reported yesterday Mr Craig Gower has been up to his old tricks.
The whole sordid story of his drunken Sunshine Coast rampage is only now starting to filter through to the media.
Allegedly, Gower has had a run in with former rugby league hero and all round good guy Wayne "Junior" Pierce. Gower is said to have been chucked out of a celebrity charity dinner for throwing a knife at another guest.
Then it is believed he performed some form of grapple tackle on a 17 year old lady. The lady in question happened to be Wayne Pierce's lovely innocent daughter.
So Wayne has confronted a well oiled up Gower about his little feel up job .
The story doesn't end there though.
Earlier in the day Mr Gower was reported to be nudeing up on the golf course as well as crashing one of the golf buggies.

all this 3 weeks out from marrying Footy Show hornbag Amanda Flynn.

So what have we got?

Nudity ( check )
Drunkeness ( check )
Groping ( check )
Stoush with legend ( check )
Destruction of property ( check)
Assault with a weapon ( check)


The last time Gowie got his shlong out he ended up in hospital for 2 days with depression.
God only knows what this effort will do to his state of mind and his relationship with the very sexy Amanda.

This is the type of effort that can win you the coverted gold HOFA.

Well done Craig you have created a masterpiece.

Craig Gower "Tee'd Off"

Penrith Panthers Captain Craig Gower has earn't a nomination with an uninspiring effort at a charity golf game last Monday.
Gower who famously got sacked from the Australian team for showing his penis to some ladies in a pub whilst on a bonding session for the Kangaroo squad has been at it again.
Gower has hit out at a report that he was "as full as Santa's toy sack on Xmas eve" while at a charity golf event.
The Sunshine Coast Daily said Gower competed in Monday's first round at the Jack Newton classic at Perigan Waters "still feeling the effects of what must have been a heavy Sunday night".
Gower said: I'm up here to have a good time and that's it. What I can't go out and enjoy myself"?


Not really a Hofa winning entry there, the fact that he tried to justify his hangover is pretty funny all the same.

Nice work Craig .

Tim Smith on "The Rocks" and off his "Rocker"

Parramatta Eels dynamic young halfback is our latest entrant to the Hofa's for 2006.
Smith has been named in a police report stemming from an incident at the Rocks last Friday.
Local pisshead Steve Greige alleged he was jostled by Smith after greeting him whilst walking home along George st... reported channel Ten news.
"He just raced over, flew over, yelling expletives and going off like a lunatic and grabbed me by the T-Shirt," Greige said.
"I'm not a Parramatta supporter but I told him I was just to calm him down."
Greige then went dobbing to the coppers and the Parramatta football club.
Eels media manager Damien Kelly said: " We have spoken to Tim but until the fuzz finish their investigation there is nothing more we can say.
Unconfirmed reports have stated that Greige is considering a career as a touch judge.

Well done Tim and welcome aboard.

Hutch Puts teammate in hospital

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Hutch Maiava ( pictured ) has earned a break from training and a HOFA nomination after he clobbered a team mate during a gym session yesterday.
Hutch, a crowd favourite and an off feild poster boy for good manners punched out lower grader Jacob Selmes in what online forumers are calling an out of character brain snap.
Selmes reportably needing between 17 and 20 stitches to the face was unavailable for comment when I rang the club to see if he was there.
Sharks boss, Barry "yibidda yibidda" Peirce said the club has suspended Maiava indefinitley .
It has been reported that straight after Maiava delivered the face splitting blows he was very apologetic....that was the "good manners" coming out in him club insiders have been touted as saying.

Nomination's are open

After an internal meeting at the HOFA's it has been unamiously decided to let the voting for the next year begin as soon as the last years competition has been won.

We already have two nominations for the 2006 awards.
First is Corey Hughes from the Bulldogs camp.
The bulldogs ( no strangers to contravesy ) are still in the process of issuing a fine to Corey after he was involved in an incident.
Corey and his brother Glenn were taunted outside Kembla Grange Race course by a bus load of drunken revellers.
Corey took exception to these taunts and boarded the bus with fists flying.
Corey was fined $10,000.00 but has since appealled the fine.
At the time of print it was unclear what the final fine actually was.

Welcome to the HOFA's for 2006.

Yes that's right Ladies and Gentlemen the HOFA's will be back in 2006.
If you haven't heard of the HOFA'S let me fill you in.
The HOFA or Hall Of Fame Award is presented each year to the Rugby League player who makes the biggest arse of himself off the field.
This prestigious award is voted for via an online poll by Rugby League experts from right around the globe.
Recent years winners have been Mark Gasnier and Trent Barrett both from the merged club St George Illawarra.
Both players incorporated alcohol into their respective winning submissions.
To be honest the award is rarely won without the use of a performance enhancing drug such as alcohol.
So feel free to leave a comment and if you do hear of any worthy performances don't hesitate to let us know.

Official entry's are now open.