Nate ...just plane stupid







Bulldogs player Nate Myles has dropped a clanger. Whilst bording an aeroplane on route from QLD he was over heard by airline staff asking his team mate Hazem El Masri if he had the bombs strapped to him.
Hazem is a devoted Muslim and is also one of nicest and most respected players in the game.
Nate was let off with a warning.

read more here:

http://www.smh.com.au/news/league/bulldog-gets-off/2006/07/02/1151778806638.html

Tim Smith caught out again!












HOFA regular and Parra's resident pisshead Tim Smith was at it again recently. This time he was chucked from Northies Hotel in Cronulla for trying to start some sort of melee with Aussie good cricketer Micheal Clarke.
Timmy was again out on the suds with his wing man and fellow HOFA nomineee Mark "piggy" Riddell at the time of the brewhaha.
It is reported there was an argument and then Smith was given out by the bouncers. It was also claimed they didn't need to consult the 3rd umpire in their decision.

Tim Smith 3 time HOFA nominee.

read more here...

http://www.smh.com.au/news/league/clarke-bats-off-nightclub-clash/2006/06/21/1150845214538.html

Dragon swept up in the moment.







Dragons injury prone player Shaun Timmins had been arrested for jumping on a stationary street sweeping vehicle in Brisbane.

Luckily a member of the public was on hand to snap this great pic of Timmins being arrested.
He was locked up for a few hours, charged with being a public nusiance and fined $200.00.

The Dragons slugged him with a $5000.00 fine for being a fool.

Nice work there by Shaun and welcome to the game.

Read more here
http://www.thesundaymail.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5936,19503824%255E902,00.html

Love bite proves costly











Young Parramatta winger Jarryd Hayne has been fined $1000.00 for allegedly biting a young women on the arm in a nightclub.
Now this is getting a bit weird, apparently she was at this joint with her boyfriend and some other mates celebrating her 18th birthday.
Naturally she rang sydney shock jock Ray Hadley to tell her story.
She also allerted the clubs management who allegedly told her that if they booted Jarryd then his Parra mates would then leave as well.

Well done Jarryd on a piss weak effort at getting nominated...whatever happened to a bit of good old fashion punching on or nuding up?

Riddell and Smith on the the piss..before training.














Parramatta players Mark Riddell and Tim Smith have been dropped from 1st grade and fine 5 grunder each. They decided to do a spot of early morning schooner drinking before a training session.
This is mind boggling ....It seems Piggy Riddell was smart enough to bar trianing altogether, Smith however rocked up pissed.

Smith is still in Premier League.

Cayless camera shy at casino

Parramatta captain Nathan Cayless has allegedly gone ballistic in a lift in a Sydney casino. He destroyed a secuity camera in the lift. Parramatta pretended it didn't happen.

Welcome aboard Nathan.

Pub Golf game scores a double bogey






Sharks lower grade duo Darren Mapp and Luke Harlen have been fined by their club when a drunken game of pub golf went bad.
When reports first surfaced it was unsure who the perpertator was.
Alledgedly Opera goers witnessed one of the players urinating in the corner of a Sydney pub.
These Opera goers then apparently contacted Ray Hadley and the club to vent their anger at the players indiscretion.
It has now come to light that Darren Mapp was the man in question.
Both players have been fined with Harlen's fine less substantial.

The whole sordid event was caught on a CCTV camera.

Well done lads and welcome to the HOFA's.

Oh and Darren ...here you go mate, for future reference..http://www.toiletmap.gov.au/

Boozy Dog behind the wheel












Reni Maitua has blown the arse completely out of the bag when he was breathalysed on Anzac day in Cronulla. Reni a "P"plater went 3 times over the legal limit for a licensed driver. P platers are not permitted any alcohol in their systems. Reni has be stood down from the footy this weekend and he also made some pissweak apology on the tele . Reni ....Well Done! and welcome to the Hofa's.

Dirty Birdie



Cronulla Sharks karaoke champ Greg Bird has got himself a HOFA nomination
with a tried a tested method.
Bird met young local scorcher Lara" where the bloody hell are ya" Bingle at the great man, Steve Rogers funeral. He then "somehow" obtained her mobile phone number and sent her a "test the waters" text.
Unfortunatley for the birdman the waters were very frosty. So allegedly he responded to her message with a couple of filthy retorts.
Lying in the wings is Bird's chick who stuck her beak into things to ruffle a few feathers.
A little birdy told me Lara and Bird's girl met at a hens night and became quite chirpy.
That all seems to have flown south for the winter now with the feathers really flying since the reports became public.

So in the great tradition of other Aussie text message heros, Shane Warne and Mark Gasnier ..we give you Greg Bird.
...and as they say Birds of a feather flock together.